Earlier today it was announced that the next film in Christopher Nolan's Batman series will be titled The Dark Knight Rises. A title which is, well, less than exciting. Look, it's always dangerous to speculate what the plot of a film will be based on a title alone. But, based on the actual title, 20 more deciphered rejected titles, and the fact that The Riddler will not appear in the next installment, we at Movieline feel fairly confident that we've pieced together what happens to The Dark Knight after he rises.
As always, your suggestions and theories on what Batman does with his day are encouraged.
The Dark Knight Awakens
The Dark Knight Hits Snooze
The Dark Knight Rises (approved)
The Dark Knight Stretches
The Dark Knight Urinates
The Dark Knight Shaves
The Dark Knight Flosses
The Dark Knight Watches The View
The Dark Knight Orders an Everything Bagel with Cream Cheese
The Dark Knight Considers Masturbating
The Dark Knight Plays Red Dead Redemption Instead
The Dark Knight Hits the Shoney's Lunch Buffet
The Dark Knight Gets an Oil Change
The Dark Knight Reads a Week-Old US Weekly While Waiting, Is Outraged Mel Gibson is in The Hangover 2
The Dark Knight Returns (Home)
The Dark Knight Finally Masturbates
The Dark Knight Watches The Big C
The Dark Knight Cancels Showtime
The Dark Knight Watches Cougar Town
The Dark Knight is Informed That He Can't Cancel ABC
The Dark Knight Reads Squirrel Seeks Chipmunk
The Dark Knight Falls (Asleep)