5 Chilling Things Learned from One Interview with a Jersey Shore 'Grenade'

When you watch Jersey Shore, you get the feeling the stories are not just manufactured, but incomplete. For instance, did Sammi really start a fight with Ronnie over nothing in the season finale? Doubtful. Well, a new interview with Annabelle DeSisto, a woman who came home with The Situation in last week's finale and fled before he could force her into Ed Hardy pajamas, reveals that we don't even get to see the characters' true personalities -- especially The Situation's. Ahead, Annabelle's five best revelations about the cast.

1. The Situation is an aggressive misogynist.

"I was not giving him signals any part of the night like something was going to happen. Then, under the covers, he was just looking at me trying to do awkward small talk and I'm like "Oh, what do you do in your spare time?" He was like, "Can you just shut up and blow me?"

2. The Situation has Rain Man-like tendencies.

"He kept talking about checkers and they edited it so much because he said the checkers thing like ten times. Sort of like Rain Man, everything he would say he would say it like ten times in a row."

3. The men of Jersey Shore run away from fights.

"...They decided to come over to us, like Pauly and Vinny walked up to us and they were like, 'We came out of the VIP just to meet you girls.' Then a fight broke out and they ran away for a second because it got like really crazy."

4. Jay Leno tried desperately to reunite her with Sitch.

"We actually met him again, which was really random. A couple of months ago, Lindsay and I came out to Los Angeles and went to a Jay Leno taping. And The Situation ended up being the guest, which we didn't even know. Anyway, we got front row, like the best seats, like 8 seats away from Jay Leno's desk, and during The Situation's interview he looked right over because we were right next to the camera and he kind of took like a double take at us. During the commercial, Jay Leno was like, 'Hey Mike, why don't you come say hello to these two cute girls over here?' We were like, 'No no no, that's okay,' but he made him come over and say hi to us. It was the most uncomfortable moment because we knew he recognized us somehow because he had like that weird look. He was like, 'Hey, how are you guys?' And I wanted to be like, 'I f*cking hate you!', but I couldn't."

5. Pauly rules. Phew.

"Yeah Pauly, he was so so sweet and could not have been nicer. All of them were so wonderful except for Mike."

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