Dancing with the Stars [Monday, ABC 8 PM]
With Bristol Palin still hanging in the competition, DWTS enters its sixth week of competition with a "rock 'n roll" medley. Who's going to do the "Old Time Rock 'N Roll" underwear romp, though? Probably that minx Kurt Warner.
The Event [Monday, NBC 9 PM]
Prez Martinez (Blair Underwood) and Sterling (Ċ½eljko Ivanek) suspect a mole is in their midst. I hope NBC picks up more TV shows in the future with Wheel of Fortune category names. "Event" is just the beginning -- I'd watch "Before & After" or "Occupation" or "Same Name" if they existed. Wait: The last one already does.
The A-List: New York [Monday, Logo 10 PM]
Ryan, who's trying to mentor Austin in the ways of Botox, love, and other botulism, finds that Austin is an ungrateful protege. The group divides over this revelation.
Glee [Tuesday, Fox 8 PM]
Emma (Jayma Mays) loves The Rocky Horror Picture Show, so Schue (Matthew Morrison) arranges for the club to perform their own version of the 1975 cult film. Expect celeb cameos, including Barry Bostwick and Meat Loaf. And perhaps Chord Overstreet in some gold shorts.
Parenthood [Tuesday, NBC 10 PM]
Adam's (Peter Krause) dealing with a tough business decision while Sarah (Lauren Graham) scolds Amber (Mae Whitman) about her hard-partying ways. Oh, Sarah; what would Lorelai say?
The Whole Truth [Wednesday, ABC 10 PM]
The beleaguered series needs viewers if its going to live until next week -- otherwise it's doomed to become the fourth canceled series of the 2010-11 season. But this week's episode sounds promising: A fashion designer (Annabella Sciorra) is charged with murder.
Survivor [Wednesday, CBS 8 PM]
Members of La Flor try to nab the immunity idol from Marty, who is a power-hungry mutant at this point. We're just entering the part of the competition where each elimination is a stunner, so stay tuned.
Modern Family [Wednesday, ABC 9 PM]
It's Halloween time at the Dunphy household, and that means Claire (Julie Bowen) is a wreck -- and her family is oblivious, to boot. Cameron (Eric Stonestreet) has predictably traumatizing memories of the holiday from childhood.
Community [Thursday, NBC 8:30 PM]
No 30 Rock this week, but Community's got some compensatory holiday fare: Pierce (Chevy Chase) and the others ingest a hazardous substance on Halloween that threatens everyone's good time. Hint: Zombies!
Project Runway [Thursday, Lifetime 9 PM]
The eighth season concludes as Andy, Gretchen, and Mondo fight for the final win. There is a 99% chance Mondo will take home the prize, but a last-minute effort from Andy could make a pivotal difference.
The Good Guys [Friday, Fox 9 PM]
Jack (Colin Hanks) and Dan (Bradley Whitford) happen upon and expose a criminal conspiracy during their oil company investigation. Colin Hanks, never change.
Saturday Night Live [Saturday, NBC 11:30 PM]
Jon Hamm hosts for the third time with musical guest Rihanna. God, Jon really can't spend enough time at Rockefeller Plaza.