I'm not going to sit here and pretend that this is travesty on par with Eat Sh*t and Die Hard or remaking Rocky Horror. Nevertheless, there is something crushingly sad in the dulcet, Autotuned strains of The Time, the Black Eyed Peas' brand-new aural rape of a soundtrack classic you didn't know you ever actually liked -- until now.
Or maybe you'll hate "(I've Had) The Time of My Life" all the more knowing it spawned... this. As Jon Spencer is so keen to yelp: "Turn your stereo up!" And pass the Aleve. [via The Awl]