It's still fantastic that rather than bleeping out swear words from R-rated movies, networks actually change the lines -- often to new ones that make no sense. Case in point: John Goodman's line The Big Lebowski, "See what happens when you f*ck a stranger in the a*s!" becomes "See what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!" After the jump, watch a great (and yes, NSFW) video that compares the original clips of movies including Pulp Fiction, Scarface and The Departed to their dubbed television versions. It is by no means comprehensive. I'm petty sure that in the version of Die Hard I watched, McClain said "Yippee-ki-yay, my friend." What else is missing?
[Gawker via The Hollywood Reporter]