Kelly B.'s Downfall: Poor Kelly B. She was pinpointed as a four-alarm threat from day one. Brenda, who's masterfully controlling her teammates at this point, said it best: "She was gunning for me from the start, plus she has a fake leg." Sound Survivor reasoning as any, I say. When she tied at Tribal Council with faux-chess whiz Marty (whose claim of beating an "Argentinian grandmaster" twice were uproarious), the fear of a sympathy vote in the finale presumably overrode the fear of Marty's transparent machinations. It's funny that we're even talking so much about Brenda and Marty -- you know if a winner is lurking within their tribe, it's a nonchalant competitor like Benry. But I'm willing to let Brenda prove me wrong, even if she earned two votes at Tribal Council.
Yve's Downfall: The writing was on the wall when her teammates didn't include her in the decision to oust Tyrone last week, but like all good Survivor losers, Yve continued to seal her fate as the night went on. She first huffed shrilly (if you can do such a thing) at Holly, who said she thought Yve had an alliance with Tyrone, and later she tried convincing Alina and NaOnka -- a bastion of rationale, that one -- that she was a stronger player than Dan. After a tribal council where Yve bickered with Dan and called him "arrogant," she still couldn't overcome the majority who left her out of last week's caucus. Most importantly: I will not miss her. She was like a perturbed Madeline Kahn character except with an unusual trait called humorlessness.