· Mark Salling, the Amadeus-loving hunk from Glee, has unleashed his first music video, "Illusions." It's fine. Except one of the lyrics is, "I found myself sympathizing with the character's plight." Why is he reading transcriptions of my ninth-grade Great Books discussions? [Vulture]
· The preview for MTV's version of the UK series Skins looks mostly fun, but, of course, not as naughty as the original. [THR]
· After making some controversial remarks about Muslims and getting fired from NPR, Juan Williams has signed a $2 million three-year deal for an expanded role at Fox News. Sky is blue, etc. [LA Times]
· You'll never guess how Mr. T. traumatized Jason Schwartzman! [Jezebel]
· Matt Damon says he is done having children after his wife delivers the couples' fourth child later this year. You just lost $400 in your office pool. [Us]
· Lisa Marie Presley told Oprah Winfrey that she "didn't understand" her relationship with Michael Jackson. See the kicker to Juan Williams' bullet for the joke. [PopEater]