Late Night Highlights: About That Time Jenny McCarthy Dated a Fat Guy Who Lived in a Shed

With Leno, Letterman, Fallon, Ferguson, Stewart and Colbert off the air this week, we have to take what late night segments we can still get. Last night, the best of the rest included Jenny McCarthy's anecdote about the time she dated a chubby, hairy dude who lived in a Home Depot shed, Ron Artest's explanation of his love of Celine Dion and George Lopez's confession that he has fallen asleep at the wheel of his car. Thanks for the honesty?

3. Ron Artest's Soft Spot For Celine Dion

Lakers forward Ron Artest stopped by Jimmy Kimmel last night to talk about his psychologist, the upcoming basketball season and his surprising love for Canadian pop legend Celine Dion.

2. Eva Longoria's Greyhound Ride to Mexico

While visiting Lopez Tonight for her third time, Eva Longoria Parker talked about how her narcolepsy almost led her south of the border. And then George talked about how he fell asleep at the wheel of his car. Seriously.

1. Jenny McCarthy's Creepy Fanbase

Jenny McCarthy promoted her new book Love, Lust & Faking It last night on Jimmy Kimmel Live! by talking about all of her sketchy fans and discussing that time she dated a guy who lived in a shed.