· Jersey Shore's The Situation has a book coming out called Here's the Situation (very Here's the Story by Maureen McCormick, no?). The best part of the cover isn't even the tag "A Guide to Creeping on Chicks, Avoiding Grenades, and Getting in Your GTL on the Jersey Shore"; it's that blue, swirly young-adult backdrop! Reminds me of a good Nickelodeon read from the mid-'90s. Clarissa's Guide to Explaining It All, etc. For that reason alone I'll buy it in hardcover. [ONTD]
· An ex-convict claims Angelina Jolie was high on cocaine during a 2002 interview with Charlie Rose. He says he sold her the drug himself, of course. [RadarOnline]
· Which celebrity has the best personal letterhead ever? Alfred Hitchcock and Jim Henson are still tied for the lead. [USA Today]
· Jersey Shore high priestess JWOWW was forced to shut down her Filthy Couture clothing line -- and for mysterious reasons. [RadarOnline]
· I think I'm fine with Jimmy Vivino acting as Conan O'Brien's bandleader on his new show. At least he won't be a two-timing Leno fan. [Reuters]