· I can say unequivocally that C-SPAN has never been more thrilling. Watch as young conservative author Todd Seavey rips into co-essayist Helen Rittelmeyer in a live C-SPAN conference. Nerdy and dirty, like all of life's greatest things. [TPM LiveWire]
· The Real Housewives of Orange County make have to make a name change if it includes Vicki Gunvalson in its next season: She just filed for divorce. Tamra, your empathy is required. [People]
· FCC chairman Julius Genachowski scolded Cablevision and Fox "for publicly sparring while the blackout of Fox's stations for Cablevision subscribers stretched into its fourth day." Please, guys, save that fight for C-SPAN. [Variety]
· Vampire Diaries spoilers, y'all. None of them are "Jasmine Guy returns and runs everything," but they'll do. [Zap2It]
· Finally, some great news: Conan O'Brien will choose his first Conan guest based on Twitter votes. Careful, if you get too excited, CBS will turn this experience into a sitcom. [Mashable]