They're fighting off an NC-17 for Blue Valentine, but the Weinsteins (via their Dimension label), along with testy producer Mark Canton, have reportedly set aside an August 2011 release date for its planned Piranha 3D sequel -- entitled Piranha 3 DD. Get it? Of course you do. John Gulager is set to direct, while Saw 3D screenwriters Patrick Melton and Marcus Dunstan will handle script duties. Which is basically just: "EXT. Lake -- Day. Coed strips naked. Fish devours coed. Penis spat. The end." Can't. Wait. [Deadline]
