Late Night Highlights: Teri Hatcher's Boobs Are Real and Spectacular

The theme of last night's late night programming was pain. With the NBC and CBS shows dark, viewers were left to watch Teri Hatcher pound Jimmy Kimmel's desk, talk about her chest and thank God for her wealth. Maybe that is why a greater power struck the Desperate Housewives actress with crippling shoulder pain during yesterday's show. Elsewhere, Jim Belushi taped a painfully bad cold open with George Lopez and Johnny Knoxville discussed his agonizing run-in with a dildo bazooka.

4. Jackass 3D at Chelsea Lately

To celebrate his $50 million box office weekend, Jackass 3D star Johnny Knoxville stopped by Chelsea Handler's late night show to talk about the time a motorcycle broke his penis and he motored a toy helicopter with his...you get the picture.

3. The Curious Case of Teri Hatcher's Breasts

After thanking God for not being poor on last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live, the Desperate Housewives star explained how the body parts made famous on Seinfeld over a decade ago have mysteriously "risen to the occasion" for any scene involving lingerie on the ABC show.

2. God Spites Teri Hatcher

Maybe it was for asking Jimmy Kimmel about the correct wording of the phrase, "dire financial straits," before explaining seriously, "I'm not in it so I wouldn't know," but the ABC actress has come down with a condition called "frozen shoulder" which causes random instances of extreme pain...like the one experienced during last night's segment on Jimmy Kimmel Live.

1. Jim Belushi's Bill Murray Problem

After demonstrating the crow yoga pose while chomping on a cigar, The Defenders star told George Lopez about his problem with another comedic actor from Chicago. Ever hear of this guy named Bill Murray?