Jessica Alba Nudity in Machete Not Actually Nudity

14-year-old boys of all ages, prepare to have your dreams torn asunder. Remember that teasing bit of faux-nudity (read: side boob) from Jessica Alba in Machete? Well, it turns out it was about as real as Neytiri in Avatar, and accomplished in a similar way.

Late last month it was revealed that Alba didn't actually break her "no nudity" vow for frequent collaborator Robert Rodriguez in Machete. The director allowed Alba to wear her underwear during the shower scene and later replaced her clothes with digitally created flesh. Check out the image (courtesy of The Daily Mail) below:

Of course this begs the question: Is there any difference between doing this and using a body double? For the consumer -- i.e.; horny boys of all ages -- probably not. But for those who make a living in the body double industry, digital boobs and butts must feel like the beginning of the end. What was that Alfred Hitchcock used to say about actors being cattle?

· Jessica Albas Nudity in 'Machete' Was Computer Generated; Is This the Future of Film Nudity? [/Film]