Alcohol is so embedded into the fabric of Mad Men that it's hard to imagine watching an episode dry. It's with that in mind that Movieline offers you an easy drinking game enhance the fun of watching the season finale on Sunday. As always with these things, drinking responsibly applies (you don't want to end up like Freddie Rumsen, do you?), but get your best tumbler, a handful of ice and click ahead to learn the rules of Movieline's Mad Men Season Finale Drinking Game.
Take a Sip When...
· Someone curses.
· Don yells at Peggy.
· Don yells at Pete.
· Don yells at Betty.
· Roger says something racist.
· Roger says something sexist.
· Stan says something sexist.
· Someone smokes.
· Someone says "Lucky Strike" or "tobacco."
· Betty abuses her children (physical or verbal).
· You confuse a commercial for Mad Men.
· Don talks in voice over.
· Don sleeps with his secretary.
· Don sleeps with Faye.
Take a Shot When...
· Don sleeps with the nurse across the hall.
· Don sleeps with a hooker
· Pete raises his voice.
· Pete says "Sugarberry Hams."
· Trudie wears pajamas.
· Peggy puffs out her chest in smug self-satisfaction.
· Bert Cooper puts his shoes on.
· Harry Crane says anything.
· Betty mentions horses.
· Henry treats Betty like his daughter instead of his wife.
· Sally runs away from home.
· Betty smiles.
· Duck, Midge, Rachel or Paul show up.
· Anyone mentions Dick Whitman.
· Freddy falls off the wagon.
· John Slattery's Lincoln commercial airs.
· Don cries.
Finish Your Drink When...
· Don sleeps with Peggy.
· Joan has a baby.
· Peggy has a baby.
· Roger commits suicide.
· Faye's mobster father breaks Don's kneecaps.
· Someone loses an appendage. (Testicles count, Dr. Lyle Evans.)
· Bobby says more than three words.
· Sally kills Betty.
· Sally kills Gene.
· Sal Romano comes back.
· Don runs away from being Don.
Any others? Feel free to add your own in the comments below.