The first two Transformers films may have run a combined total of five hours at a budget exceeding $400 million, but Michael Bay wants you to know size doesn't always matter. According to his Web site, he's judging a contest in which the maker of the "awesomest" 30-second film uploaded to Sprint's Epic Mini Movie Contest will win $25,000 cash. Cram enough conflagrations, car chases, lingerie models and starlet feuds into half a minute, and you, too, can be on the path to explode-y auteurist greatness. Wendy Williams, this is your moment! [MichaelBay.com]
