20 Alternate Titles For the Sure-to-be-Renamed Die Hard 5
During a recent interview, Bruce Willis let the cat out of the bag that a script for a fifth Die Hard film is complete. Considering that the fourth film, Live Free or Die Hard -- a play on New Hampshire's state motto coined by General John Stark -- broke free of the template forged by the two earlier sequels, Die Harder and Die Hard with a Vengeance, the fifth film could really be called, well, anything. Ahead, Movieline offers Fox 20 title suggestions for the fifth Die Hard film. You're welcome.
(Yes, we're reusing a couple from yesterday and, of course, your suggestions are welcome)
Early to Bed and Early to Rise, Makes a Man Healthy, Wealthy and Die Hard
Only Those Who Dare to Fail Greatly Can Ever Die Hard
Die Hard or Die Trying
Die Hard Five For Fighting
An Eye for Eye Only Ends up Making the Whole World Die Hard
Speak Softly and Die Hard
Die Hard 5: The Dark of the Moon
Live and Let Die Hard
Funny or Die Hard
Die Hard 5: Viva Rock Vegas
Supercalifragilisticexpialidiehard
Venus Lowering
Fools Rush in Where Angels Fear to Die Hard
Love Means Never Having to Die Hard
Die Hard: The Curse of the Black Pearl
National Lampoon's Christmas Die Hard: Hans Gruber's Island Adventure
The First Girl Scout
Now I Lay Me Down to Sleep, I Pray the Lord My Soul to Keep; if I Die Hard Before I Wake, I Pray for God my Soul to Take
John Tucker Must Die Hard
Hudson Hawk 2
Comments
i really did laugh out loud on this one
Raging Die Hard-On
Raging Die Hard-On
Die? Hardly!
Die? Hardly!
Die? Hardly!
Die? Hardly!
die hard: the musical
Die Hard 9 from Outer Space
Die Hard Treasure Island
die hard: the musical
Die Hard 5 from Outer Space
Die Hard Treasure Island
smirk smirk bang bang
Dude. Terrorists take over a nunnery:
"Old Habits Die Hard."
I'll take my $5 million now, Hollywood.
You Only Die Hard
The Die Hardy Boys
Throw the Die Hard: Lucky Number Slevin 2
DIE ALREADY!!!
Die Hard for Easy Money
It must be me; I didn't think this was all that funny just dumb.
Legitimately ?
Die Hard the Hunter.
They've been playing with using that one for a decade.
Me too!
Get Busy Living Or Get Busy Dying Hard
Die Hard of Hearing
Die Hard Candy
The Hard (German to English translation of the title.)
If At First You Don't Succeed, Try and Die Hard Again.
Die Impossible (It's gone beyond the original meaning of "he's hard to kill." He's now "impossible to kill.")
Died Hard (In which his new sidekick is Haley Jo Osment)
Die-Heart ("Freedom!")
If At First You Don't Succeed...Die Hard
The engine on the truck filled with money that drove to my front door will die hard.
(my thanks to Richard Dreyfus for suggesting that one)
Die Hard 5: I Punched An Asteroid With Affleck
Die Hard-on: McClane vs. Viagra.
Die Hardly: You Know He Lives.
Die Hard Target: McClane vs. JCVD.
Die Hard V: The Final Frontier
Die Hard V: The Order of the Phoenix
Die Hard V: Supermcclane Returns
Die Hard V: The Dead Pool
Die Hard V: The Grubers Strike Back
Die Hard Battery: Crank 3: Statham vs. Willis: i.e., The Expendables 2.
To Die is Hard
Wait, that one's taken already...
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