· You'd think a Gabrielle Union underwear shoot would produce a cornucopia of delights, but instead, as Funny or Die points out, it's mostly a time for scary revelations. Unless you've just suffered a terrific FlashForward, you can't guess what happens in this bizarre sketch. [Funny Or Die]
· CNN's new series Parker/Spitzer debuted with last-place ratings. [Deadline]
· Your hopes of Pride and Prejudice and Zombies are dashed: David O. Russell ditched the project to make Meet Me in St. Louis with Vince Vaughn and, possibly, Chloe Moretz. [Vulture]
· Jim Gaffigan's memories of Greg Giraldo are sweet and touching. And on video. [PopEater]
· Lastly, Drea de Matteo (of Desperate Housewives and Sopranos fame) will play Will Arnett's stepmother on Running Wilde. [EW]