I admit I've been too busy parsing the finer points of horse movies for Jesus to stop and smell the real roses: Charlie Sheen has a 25-year-old daughter whom he married off last weekend -- to her junior-high sweetheart. Cassandra Estevez and Casey Huffman were married Sept. 25 in Santa Barbara; she's the product of one of Sheen's own high-school relationships. It gets weirder: Cassandra reportedly "walked down the aisle with her dad to the tune of 'Flightless Bird' from the Twilight soundtrack." "Flightless Bird"! For the generous among you, the happy couple is registered at Bed Bath and WTF. [People]
