30 Rock [NBC, 8:30 PM]
Yeah, Christopher Rosen will recap Community for tomorrow, but I'm Louis Virtel and I recap 30 Rock, so that's what we're previewing right now. Liz discovers she's actually super hot and uses her new-found self-confidence to woo an editor (Paul Giamatti). Meanwhile, a sinister man takes over Kenneth's page duties and Jack starts thinking about Avery's unborn son.
Jersey Shore [MTV, 10 PM]
Angelina lets the roommates know "how she really feels about them." Translation: Angelina decides to hate everyone when she can't win them over. Good God, season three (without her) can't come fast enough.
Project Runway [Lifetime, 9 PM]
The previews are vague, but it appears that 1) someone will be accused of cheating, 2) Mondo will reveal a secret, and 3) Valerie will scream at something. That is all you need to know. I think.
Marie Antoinette [Sundance, 10 PM]
Sofia Coppola reimagines the existence of Marie Antoinette (played by Kirsten Dunst) in this lavish, near-campy period piece. Versailles is decadent as ever and the candy-colored shebang won an Oscar for Best Costume Design. Look out for the flawless Rose Byrne in a supporting role.