Help Movieline Caption New Tom Cruise Photo from the Set of 4th Mission Impossible

This is great. Personally, I think Tom Cruise looks much funnier in the photos from the new Mission Impossible set with a mustache and Russian guard uniform than he did with a bald wig and gut in Tropic Thunder. Hopefully this scene takes up a good chunk of the movie. The photo is after the jump -- Suggest either captions or a new alternate title now that we've got some context.

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[Accidental Sexiness via Cinemablend]



Comments

  • [A] says:

    "I think Tom Cruise looks much funnier in the photos from the new Mission Impossible set with a mustache and Russian guard uniform than he did with a bald wig and gut in Tropic Thunder" ~haha I agree!

  • Big Joe says:

    New Caption:
    Когда я думаю о вас я коснитесь. (subtitle: When I think about you I touch myself)

  • Gina says:

    All Scientologists are equal, but some Scientologists are more equal than others.

  • 2+2=4 says:

    Your Russian sucks, stop using Google Translate.

  • Krugmanic Depressive says:

    On location, Mr. McFeely sports a late-90's puffy jacket. "My delivery is speedy, but my style is deep retro," says the postman.

  • D R-L says:

    Funny pic. I would like to see cruise playing a russian for real. He only plays "Tom Cruise" so it would be nice to see him play someone else for a change.

  • Mary Maslanik says:

    A girl does love a Man uniform!

  • flashman says:

    "On his first day on the job, Tom was determined to be the best damn traffic warden he could be."

  • B-Racer / T-Styler says:

    Personally, I think everyone's Russian is bad. Its just such a fake-it-till-you-make-it language that I get annoyed when anyone corrects anyone else's Russian.
    Hey D R-L, I'm also tired of seeing Tom Cruise play "Tom Cruise". I'd like to see him play a chair or a hamburger. Maybe a telephone signal. That would really be something.

  • 1 + 1 does not eaual 3 you stupid tea baggers says:

    Oh, I know ALL about Tom of Finland, okaaaay?! WERQ!