Help Movieline Caption First Photo of Chris Evans on Captain America Set
He's not in costume, unless you count huge muscles as part of his costume, but here is our first look at Chris Evans playing the title character in the upcoming Captain America: The First Avenger. Is he rubbing his hands together in anticipation of a meal? Praying for a better motorcycle? Caption away with your ideas after the jump!
[via INF Daily]
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Uh...I think I sharted
You see doctor.. My butt muscles are soo tight, like this, that the doo doos can't come out anymore.. no matter how hard I push! I try and try and try but they are stuck!
"DUDE!??!? SERIOUSLY?? My hands are the only part of my body that I can keep apart without effort. I should have taken a tip from Michael Keaton or George Clooney - rubber muscles are just as convinving and don't require sweat and steroids."
Maybe, just maybe if I squeeze a little harder, my forearm size will start to match the rest of my body...
"Nah, I don't need a Whopper. You see, I have these tiny hands..."
(Jump to Ryan Reynolds as Hal Jordan)
"I could hold it for you."
Please Lord smite Ryan Reynolds so I can be the Green Lantern.
"This is the steeple. Next you interlock your fingers upside down, and when you open your hands, it looks like a lot of people sitting in a church."
You guys are jerks!! Maybe he got the role because he deserved it! Has it ever occurred to you that with a little time and patience and a lot of HARD WORK that he got to his current physical body shape???!! Come on people really?! Steroids?! WTF!! I'm looking forward to seeing this movie!
"Put me in, Coach, I'm ready to take them on."
Yes, you can do this without steroids, if you have the correct genetic disposition for this type of muscle. He really doesn't look steroidy to me. Lots of protein shakes, though.
And did they really have spandex during WWII? Maybe that was another wing of the Manhatten Project.
i love you CHRIS EVANS!!
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