Help Movieline Caption the First Pics of Tom Cruise Scouting Locations for Next Mission: Impossible
It may not have a title -- though fingers and toes are still crossed here at Movieline HQ for Vanilla Script -- but with Tom Cruise and a cast of upstarts (Jeremy Renner and Paula Patton) already onboard, Paramount's Mission: Impossible relaunch is happening sooner rather than later. That helps explain what Cruise was doing scouting locations in Prague this week with director Brad Bird. If every picture tells a story, imagine what four pictures can tell you. Ahead, put on your best thinking cap and help Movieline caption the action.
[via JustJared]
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1. TOM CRUISE: "That's where you can put the hole for the leading lady to stand so she won't tower over me."
BRAD BIRD: "She's five foot two?"
TOM CRUISE: "Just do it! I can't wear these lifts all day."
Looks like Tom just completed MISSION: HAT SHOPPING.
No matter how hard he tries, Tom can't quite nail that certain 'je ne sais quoi' required to play Nicole Kidman in Brad Bird's upcoming biopic.
1) You want to put what, where?
2) It's how big?
3) Sounds interesting, but won't it hurt?
4) Ah, some pain, but also pleasure.
1. So when the Iron Giant dies he doesn't REALLY die, right? He just sort of "shuts down"?
2. YES!, 'Terminator Guy'! They ARE Raybans! - I was Maverick! Remember? - JESUS!
3. A little off the back? - No way. I'm bringing back the mullet.
4. Why didn't someone tell me this guy directs cartoons?
"No, no, no! This won't work at all, these buildings all make me look short."
sound of crickets chirping
"What? WHAT???"
Why is Ryan Reynolds doing in the back of picture #2?
#2: Brad Bird: "you aint all that in a bag of chips!"