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Late Night Highlights: Ellen Jokes About American Idol, Jay Leno Walks Out on a Hospital Bill

Jay Leno returned from a relaxing Labor Day weekend last night well-rested and ready to share one of his most bizarre memories from childhood with Carey Mulligan. Elsewhere, Ellen DeGeneres stopped by the Late Show to joke about American Idol, Stephen Colbert spoke to a prophetic goose and Tim Gunn dared to diss Anna Wintour.

4. Who Needs God When You Have Geese Witherspoon?

That's the question Stephen Colbert asked last night when deciding whether he should have a rally to rival Glenn Beck's before announcing the announcement of a future history-changing announcement.

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3. Top 10 Things That Have Been on Ellen DeGeneres's Mind Lately

Ellen DeGeneres stopped by the Late Show last night to help out with a very special Top 10 list.

2. Tim Gunn-ing Down Anna Wintour

The silver-haired Project Runway guru relayed his Anna Wintour account to Jon Stewart on last night's Daily Show.

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1. Jaywalking... from the Hospital Bill

Can we talk about the time Jay Leno jumped the check on his appendectomy? Maybe after you watch his story from last night's Tonight Show. (Skip ahead to 1:17)