America's Got Talent [NBC, 8 PM]
The semifinals continue! Watch Piers Morgan as he spends the hour trying not to think about taking over for Larry King. If you hear him practicing his "Hello, Albuquerque!" between acts, that's why.
Melissa & Joey [ABC Family, 8 PM]
Melissa dates a bad boy but disapproves of her own daughter doing the same thing. I'm sure Joey, whose cornea needs to heal, will have plenty of off-the-wall nannyisms for the both of them.
Flipping Out [Bravo, 9 PM]
Jeff renovates a restaurant for the first time in his Anthony Perkins-meets-Leona Helmsley life. To Jeff's chagrin, he restaurant owner wants to keep business open during the overhaul. Expect a nasty argument and an upper lip that expands as the tension mounts.
Happy Gilmore [Encore, 8 PM]
Ah, the mid '90s. That's when you could make your crowd-pleasing golf comedy. In this Adam Sandler classic, the SNL alum plays a former hockey star who takes up golf and becomes an unorthodox sensation. Look for Julie Bowen as his foxy paramour.