Last night David Letterman rang in his 17th anniversary at the Late Show by talking Emmys and awkwardly trying to stage an intervention for Lindsay Lohan with one of the actress's unhelpful Machete co-stars. Elsewhere, Jay Leno bombed with his Emmy monologue set, Don Johnson explained his personal Emmy grieving process and Craig Ferguson defended Paris Hilton's drug charges.
5. An Intervention for Lindsay
Last night's Late Show got a little uncomfortable when David Letterman tried to enlist Jessica Alba in a last-ditch "Save Lindsay" campaign.
4. Craig's First Night Back
Late Late Show host Craig Ferguson celebrated his first day back on CBS by teaching audience members his mind control tricks and defending a socialite's Vegas drug charge.
3. Jay Leno Grades the Emmys
Jay Leno returned from his own vacation and bombed with all of his Emmy-related material -- even the jokes on him.
2. Don Johnson's Emmy Grieving Process
Still bitter over his Emmy loss 10 years ago, Don Johnson stopped by the Tonight Show to discuss his grieving process and his life sentence in "movie jail."
1. You Don't Know Jack
David Letterman shared his opinion of Sunday's Emmy broadcast with viewers, rapped about Jack Kevorkian's involvement in the star-studded affair and then, like his competition, covered Paris Hilton's latest drug charge.