5 Possibilities to Look Forward to on This Season of Dancing with the Stars

Now that you've met the cast of the new Dancing with the Stars, you may have some doubts -- particularly when names like "Audrina" and "Bristol" stick out like big samba missteps. However, I've found five reasons to anticipate this round of DWTS, and I think you'll jive in agreement.

· Jennifer Grey could not only perform an inevitable-yet-glorious routine set to "(I've Had the) Time of My Life" during Movie Week, she could also wear a scarlet gown with scandalous decolletage called "Red Dawn."

· The Situation and Maksim Chmerkovskiy could perform the first male-male dance routine in show history, with the very necessary theme of "Chippendales." Expect Bruno Tonioli's heart to rip out of his chest and rumba on the judges' table for 26 points.

· Brandy may bring back the magic of "The Boy is Mine," whirling about the stage in a jilted frenzy and finishing with a sassy finger-wave at scamming casanova Len Goodman. Cut to Monica in the audience, who is bawling.

· 76-year-old Florence Henderson may don the fringe and heels for a Charleston routine to recall the Bradys' living room shenanigans. Cut to Barry Williams in the audience, who is bawling.

· Margaret Cho may seize on some of her less-than-cerebral competitors (and with a cast including Audrina Patridge, Bristol Palin, and The Situation, there are many) and in mocking them, return to the apolitical humor that was her forte in the mid '90s. I also look forward to Tom Bergeron introducing her as "all-American girl Margaret Cho" several times.