":http://www.movieline.com/2010/08/movieline-liveblogs-the-2010-emmys.php, Big Brother tapped into its inner idiot. Producers outfitted some houseguests in penguin costumes and taped them doing normal everyday stuff (shaving, leg presses), robbed the entire household of its silverware and taped the contestants struggling to eat food with their fingers and then, when all of the low-minded fun was had, producers zoomed in on a few conveniently-placed Coke bottles. Below, Movieline ranks the most repulsive characters in last night's abominable excuse for a reality-show episode.
Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "Twelve bucks. This is not a money tree. This is a fake-you-out tree. This sucks. I wish I was playing golf."
Repulsion Profile: You're trapped on a reality series where producers get off on subjecting its contestants to hourly chum baths, cheap penguin costumes, fuzzy handcuffs and humiliating challenges requiring you to slog pants-less through pools of caramel. With that in mind, if you see that there is a Pandora's Box containing a money tree, do you accept, thinking that Big Brother is actually going to award you $10,000? No, unless you are Lane. In which case you accept, wind up with $72.17, a silverware-less house and a spot on the Repulsion Index again.
Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "I'm certain that the men of this house, sans the house gay, are working together."
Repulsion Profile: It is sad watching Ragan play this game because he is clearly the most intelligent player left, yet his homosexuality has barred him from any of the other hetero alliances in the household. But he does not have to waste time pointing that out in the confessional. He should be figuring out a way to outmaneuver Enzo and Hayden...or to turn that ultra low V t-shirt into a noose.
1. Enzo ("The Guido Who Nicknamed Himself 'Meow Meow' Because He is Agile Like a Cat, or Something")
Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: Pick one of the following.
· [To Brendon] "You'll have Rachel in the jury house. Go make ugly babies. Whatever you guys gotta do."
· "I walk outside and I see cards. I actually play cards at home all the time with my friends and I'm pretty good at it."
· [After losing 10 minutes later.] "Ragan beat me. Ragan beat me. You see how tight his shirt is? Like, he can't even breathe."
Repulsion Profile: Occasionally, Darwinism fails the Big Brother household and a deadweight contestant finds himself in the final five. Enter Enzo, CBS's' nod to Jersey Shore. He greases his hair, he bronzes his body, he walks around the house like an ape, he has nicknames for himself and his family members ("Send my love to Baby G back home"). Unfortunately for CBS, Enzo is not Pauly D or the Situation. Pauly D or the Situation would have brought their A-game into the house and not only dominated competitions but immediately scored a spin-off (Big Brotha) and a line of novelty T-shirts. But CBS is stuck with Enzo, who the network is punishing for his disappointingly low EGQ (Entertaining Guido Quotient) by outfitting him in a penguin costume 24/7.