Guess Who Will Be The Villain In The Expendables Sequel?

Sylvester Stallone has joined the world of celebrity Twitterers and like so many outstanding examples in the field, has taken to it like a musclebound duck to water. And Sly's even learned how to stoke the rumor mill by floating a potential villain for The Expendables sequel.

It seems like Sly had dinner with Bruce Willis and is trying to convince him to return as the main baddie, Mr. Church. And Bruce in turn suggested that Stone Cold Steve Austin returns as his glowering, dome-pated majordomo -- which, as anyone who saw the film could tell you, might prove sorta difficult.

If Bruce does come back, I do hope he spends a least a hour or so looking at his script beforehand -- in his solitary scene, he looked like he was saying his lines for the first time. And as long as I'm making wishes, can we have Jean-Claude Van Damme in there, too? He has a shaky grasp of English, so he'll fit right in with the rest of the cast!

[@TheSlyStallone via Coming Soon]