Blame it on the especially slow news cycle or the public's twisted fascination with Jersey Shore-related trivia, but Us Weekly has summoned Snooki to list 25 things the everyday plebe may not know about her. Among Movieline HQ's favorites: "I love oldies music," "My cat, Rocky, is my best friend, and I would die for him," "I collect coasters from restaurants (LOL)," "Thunderstorms intrigue me, yet scare the hell out of me," "I collect rocks," and "I can't eat soup without lots of grated cheese in it." Who can, Snooks? [Us]