It's more than just a knife in the water! (Sorry.) The Crocodile Dundee star is not allowed to leave Australia because he owes millions in back taxes. Hogan was served with a "departure prohibition" by the crafty, ready-to-pounce Australian Taxation Office last week when he traveled to Sydney for his mother's funeral. Where have we heard this before? "The process of detaining Paul in Australia away from his wife and child in Los Angeles has devastated Paul," said Hogan's lawyer Andrew Robinson. Now that's a tax evasion! Nyuk, nyuk, gunshot, etc. [Reuters via NYT/ArtsBeat]
