· Upset that Jon & Kate Plus 8 has just become Kate Plus 8, with Jon off getting stupid tattoos and channeling his inner Don Draper? Then Sextuplets Take New York is for you! TLC has ordered eight episodes of the series -- premiering on Sept. 14 -- which follows Victor and Digna Carpio, Queens, NY residents raising what are being dubbed as "America's first Latino sextuplets." Let's just hope it has a better ending than Jon & Kate. [THR]
· Michael Cera may be covered in a thick coat of box office poison, but that doesn't mean he can't be a TV producer. The wispy star will join Derek Waters and Emily Kapnak as executive producers on 13th Grade, a new comedy for FX. Waters -- the man behind the Funny or Die web series "Drunk History" -- will star, while Cera will co-write the script with Paige Gullivan. Expect hoodies, hipster Asian girlfriends and guitars. Meanwhile, take a break from TV Bites to watch the very first edition of "Drunk History," with Michael Cera as Alexander Hamilton. Of course. [Variety]
· NBC continues to add major, major comedy talent to its roster. The maligned network won a fierce bidding war for Temps, a new series from Party Down creators Rob Thomas, Jon Enbom and Dan Etheridge. The show will follow "a group of recent college grads who are forced to take a variety of oddball temp jobs to make ends meet," which sounds derivative until you remember Party Down was basically the same thing. No word on casting yet, but Ken Marino should keep his cell phone on. [Variety]
· Get Him to the Greek director Nicholas Stoller has signed a deal with 20th Century Fox TV. He's going to write a comedy pilot that will get shopped to the networks. Good for him. [Deadline]