At long last, David Letterman returned from his summer vacation and spent a segment pleading with NBC news anchor Brian Williams to never visit Jay Leno's studio again. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert promised his Emmy-winning staff tacos, Justin Long discussed the magic of the "cock sock," and Jon Stewart played the Parent Company Trap Game with Fox News.
4. The Parent Company Trap
Jon Stewart targeted Fox News last for demonizing mosque funders, one of whom happens to be News Corp.'s largest shareholder.
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3. Kosher Justin Long
Going the Distance star Justin Long told George Lopez about being booed at the WWE and wearing a cock sock with Drew Barrymore.
2. What's a Synonym for Emmy?
Last night, Stephen Colbert discovered that his teleprompter Mad Libs were empty because the Colbert Report writers had been on vacation in Los Angeles this weekend... winning an Emmy for best Variety Show writing. Congratulations!
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1. Letterman's Anti-Leno Campaign
On his first night back from vacation, David Letterman tried to convince Brian Williams to stay far, far away from Jay Leno and his car garage.