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Big Brother Repulsion Index: Clearance on Integrity, Aisle 12

For viewers keeping score at home, this season's Big Brother contestants have already displayed the most abhorrent behavior in the history of the U.S. series. One contestant lied about his wife having a fatal illness to garner pity in the house, another two houseguests strategized a shower jerk-off session like they were invading Panama, and another houseguest constructed a love message to her honey using Rold Gold Pretzels. Which loathsome castmembers managed to trump themselves in last night's episode?

3. Ragan ("The Bleeding Heart/Token Gay")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "I do feel a great amount of affection for Matt. It is very bittersweet to take myself off the block only to see him go up because he is playing for his wife Stacy who has a very rare bone disease. It makes me just want to sob."

Repulsiveness Profile: Don't get me wrong, Ragan is the heart of the show -- it's just confounding that someone so genuinely trusting of the people he is competing against for $500,000 thinks that he can win the game by proclaiming "My integrity is not for sale" to his rivals.

2. Matt ("The Self-Described Genius Who Lied About His Wife Having a Fatal Illness to Garner Pity In the House")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "Poor Ragan. My little guy. I do feel bad for him. ...I have to pretend to feel all sad and mopey, like my wife just got diagnosed with some other pretend disease."

Repulsiveness Profile: There are moments when Matt does gain the respect of audience members at home, like when he correctly guessed that Enzo was planning on voting him out of the house that week. Still, that respect is overshadowed by disgust every time that Matt refers to the fact that he lied to the house about his wife being sick, especially when those pitying houseguests crawl into bed and cry over his wife's fictional condition (cough, Ragan, cough).

1. Enzo ("The Guido Who Nicknamed Himself 'Meow-Meow' Because He is Agile, Like a Cat")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "It's like the end of a Scooby-Doo! episode where they find out that the governor was a whatever, a ghost, whatever. In this case, the sheriff is the saboteur. And the note ends with an "S" for sheriff. So give me a Scooby snack.

Repulsiveness Profile: The fact that Enzo delivered that statement with zero irony allowed him to easily sweep the episode's repulsion stakes. In fact, he earned bonus repulsive points for telling another houseguest later in the game, "You got sabo-bitched, yo."