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Late Night Highlights: Stephen Colbert Retires, Jennifer Aniston Clears Up Those Pregnancy Rumors

Jimmy Fallon, Craig Ferguson and the rest of the network late night personalities were still on vacation last night but there was plenty of fun to be had on cable. On Comedy Central, Stephen Colbert ripped a page out of Brett Favre's playbook and a Daily Show correspondent professed his disappointment with Julia Roberts' Eat, Pray, Love and its demonic Home Shopping Network products. Meanwhile over on E!, Jennifer Aniston addressed the many fictional rumors about her home life with MTV's latest VMA host.

4. A Few Border-Control Tips

Stephen Colbert discussed the possibilities for America's border patrol in last night's Colbert Report before doing a line of cheap immigrant labor.

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3. More Like Eat, Pray, Hate

Daily Show correspondent Lewis Black voiced his profound disapproval with the Julia Roberts adaptation of his favorite book.

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2. Jen Ne Sais Quoi

The Switch star Jennifer Aniston stopped by Chelsea Lately last night to talk about her fictional pregnancies, fictional lesbianism and her very real scent with the new VMA host.

1. Stephen Favre

Stephen Colbert took a cue from the Minnesota Vikings quarterback and made his unexpected retirement announcement on last night's Colbert Report.

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