Of the hundreds of films reviewed and ranked each year at Rotten Tomatoes, only a handful make it into theaters with the spectacular disapproval of every critic who laid eyes on it. And tomorrow, after a long summer of bashings, trashings and general eviscerations, one such film may arrive in the season's grand finale of futility -- a 0-percent rating. Any guesses?
Hell no, it's not Piranha 3D (critics haven't been allowed anywhere near that one). Let's hear it for Vampires Suck! An alert reader notes that the latest genre parody from filmmaking team Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer is tracking straight into the crapper despite Movieline's own best efforts and some pretty vigorous vampire-fan interest. Will the Twilight glow touch these guys this weekend? Or does history await? Predictions!
ยท Vampires Suck [Rotten Tomatoes]