Have you been wondering what Justin Bieber's sure-to-be Strasbergian turn on the season premiere of CSI will look like? Wonder no more, Bieber Feverers, as CBS can now offer the first moving pictures of Bieber as "a troubled teen who is faced with a terrible decision regarding his only brother -- a decision that leads him into an explosive confrontation with the CSIs." But first, 50 seconds about the utter insanity that is CSI.
OK, I'll admit to not watching CSI regularly -- it has a conflict on my DVR with a little something called Grey's Anatomy; er, The Office and 30 Rock -- but is the show now nothing more than a parade of increasingly disgusting murder scenarios that include everything from vampires to furries to faux-wolf boys? Because if so, awesome! That the trailer also features the Biebster doing his best Macaulay Culkin-in-The Good Son impression is only gravy.
VERDICT: Shorty is an eenie meenie miney moe killer.