Melissa & Joey [ABC Family, 8 PM]
Melissa Joan Hart plays a "busy politician" who takes custody of her niece and nephew. How will she take care of thme, you ask? Why, she'll hire a studly male nanny in the form of Joey Lawrence. You can look forward to two episodes tonight, and tomorrow, we'll investigate whether Blossom and Salem the Cat should be ashamed.
The Rachel Zoe Project [Bravo, 10 PM]
Looky here, an accidentally topical episode: Naomi Campbell, one of the fiercest blood diamond traders in our lives, enlists Rachel to help with a charity runway show for Haiti. Ms. Zoe also helps with a shoot for Gwen Stefani, who will be more likable.
Covert Affairs [USA, 10 PM]
National security is threatened (for a change) the Senate Intelligence Committee makes a crucial leak. Annie (Piper Perabo) investigates to discover there's a lot more behind the mistake then she realized. Auggie (Christopher Gorham) is also brought in as a handler for the Special Ops.
The Terminator [AMC, 10 PM]
Put your hands together for Mr. Lance Henriksen! James Cameron's 1984 epic about an automaton (Arnold "Kindergarten Gov." Schwarzenegger) sent to kill a woman (Linda Hamilton) is scary more than 25 years later. And not just because of the dubious special effects!