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Late Night Highlights: Stephen Colbert Gets Kinky with a Falafel, Sylvester Stallone Admits He is Human

The Expendables' stars ruled the late night circuit yesterday, where Sylvester Stallone apologized to America for one of his worst films to date and Mickey Rourke admitted that he did not want such a big role in Sly's ensemble flick. Meanwhile, Stephen Colbert made love to a Middle Eastern snack and Javier Bardem talked man crushes with Jay Leno.

4. Sylvester Stallone, Self-Described "Schmuck"

While recounting his storied relationship with Arnold Schwarzenegger --which eventually led to their recent collaboration on the Expendables -- the Rocky star took a moment to admit failure.

3. Managing Expendables Expectations

Mickey Rourke seemed to be both hawking The Expendables and distancing himself from its overblown machismo last night on Late Night, where The Wrestler star admitted that he only agreed to the role as a favor to Sly Stallone, who turned out to be a very ballsy director.

2. Javier Bardem Will Seduce You For a Role

On the Tonight Show, Eat, Pray, Love's male lead told Jay Leno about the producer he had to crush on for his part in the Julia Roberts "chick flick."

1. Rama-don't

Stephen Colbert struck back at the Muslims last night by enjoying a falafel, alcohol and a good smoke during their Ramadan fast.

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