Big Brother Repulsion Index: 'Ding Dong, the Witch is Dead'

No, you were not hallucinating last night. A Big Brother contestant, Brendon, did use his eviction nominee platform to compare himself and his lover to witches persecuted in Salem back in the 1600s. And everyone, including Julie Chen, was watching dumbfounded. Let's see where that speech placed him on last night's Repulsion Index.

4. Ragan ("The College Professor")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "This is just like that scene in The Cable Guy where the neanderthal makes an idiotic speech. I call Brendon a neanderthal because he is early man. He thinks he can attack people who are smaller or weaker than him."

Repulsiveness Profile: Ragan, your first mistake of the game was engaging Brendon immediately after he made his insulting P.O.V. speech. Your second mistake was calling Brendon a neanderthal to his face. You are better than that. Slink back under the radar now please.

3. Brendon ("The One Who Tried to Figure Out a Wizard Accent")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "People may think I'm an idiot for giving up half a million dollars, but I'm in love."

Repulsiveness Profile: No, Brendon. People might think that you are an idiot because after Ragan called you a neanderthal to your face, you tried to argue that Ragan's correct pronunciation of the word was wrong. And then there is that whole thing about how you employ classless gameplay and target female players.

2. Rachel ("The One Who Claims to Be a Scientist but Is Officially Credited as a Cocktail Waitress")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: (About her future) "I'll probably move to L.A."

Repulsiveness Profile: Of course she will. For other proof of vileness, see every previous Repulsion Index. She's gone now though, viewers think...

1. Julie Chen ("The MC")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "Rachel, this may not have been the last you've seen of the Big Brother house. Let me just tell you that."

Repulsiveness Profile: Julie Chen, you CBS minx! The Big Brother house finally succeeded in voting out this season's reigning villainess and during her exit interview, all you can say is "this may not be the last you've seen of the Big Brother house?" Julie Chen harshed the Big Brother buzz of millions of anti-Rachel viewers last night (read: everyone) and evict-blocked everyone. I understand that she may not have been Julie's personal choice, but to taunt viewers at home with those words is just cruel.