Big Brother Repulsion Index: Sabotage of the Sweethearts

Last night, CBS served up a special treat for loyal Big Brother fans: a return visit from last season's favorite couple, Jordan and Jeff. The pair hosted the Power of Veto challenge, poked fun at each other in good humor, and acted as a foil to this season's repulsive couple, Brendon and Rachel (nicknamed the "gruesome twosome" by their castmates). Let's go to the repulsion index!

Honorable Mention: Britney ("The Mean Girl")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: "Brendon just grabs one of the balls and just chucks it, totally bypassing the bowling alley and almost wailing it into Jeff and Jordan. It was embarrassing. He has the worst sportsmanship I have ever seen in my entire life and I played fifth grade basketball."

Repulsiveness Profile: Honestly, no other houseguest came close to making the Repulsion Index last night but Britney deserves credit for providing dry commentary in between constant cutaways to Brenchael.

2. Brendon ("The Guy Who Tried to Fake a Wizard Accent")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: Tie between "I told you I was going to protect you. That's what a knight does." and "If you want to lay in this bed and cry, I will pick you up and carry you out there and set you down on the bowling lane. Until you get up." and "Hope you like step stools, midget." Really, the last is better without any context.

Repulsiveness Profile: Brendon first appeared as a thoughtful jock, the kind of guy who might see past Rachel's flammable hair extensions to find her inner beauty. But as weeks wore on, it became clear that not only did Brendon have no game in the Big Brother house (he failed to win a single HOH) but his over-emotive tendencies ("I don't want to make out, I want to talk about my feelings") would make him one of the most disappointing players.

1. Rachel ("The One Who Claims to Be a Scientist but Is Officially Credited as a Cocktail Waitress")

Most Terrible Words Said on Camera: Too many to choose from, including "How did I become the bad guy? There are six guys in the house and I'm the bad guy?" and "My whole spirit is like so broken. And I, like, don't even know. It just is" and "I feel like roadkill. Just waiting for the crows to just eat me."

Repulsiveness Profile: For a split second last night, it seemed like Rachel, the Disney villain that preys on Big Brother's innocent whistling dwarfs (Ragan, Kathy) would be killed off this week. But then her "knight," after failing every HOH challenge this season, threw a tantrum in front of Britney that was designed to get him voted out of the house this week. Rachel thought it was the most romantic gesture she had ever seen and walked contentedly back into her lair to plot for tonight's eviction ceremony.