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Bill O'Reilly Knows One Thing, and It's When Jennifer Aniston is Setting a Bad Example

Conservative media outlets have finally picked up on the the Jennifer Aniston/Jason Bateman comedy The Switch, where a sperm donor mix-up causes romantic confusion. Yesterday, Bill O'Reilly made the hard decision to call Aniston "destructive to our society" for making a benign statement during her Switch press tour about how women can have kids without men. Can you handle the video? Will you?

Aniston's quote: "Women are realizing more and more...that they don't have to settle with a man just to have that child."

Let's go to the tape.

In case you missed O'Reilly's big boldface quote, it's "She's throwing a message out to 12-year-olds and 13-year-olds that, 'Hey you don't need a guy. You don't need a dad.' That is destructive to our society."

A regular Murphy Brown, this Aniston character is. I'm mostly peeved that O'Reilly's co-panelists conceded with that whole, "I'll agree she's glamorizing single parenthood" soundbite, but oh well. I'm waiting for them to uncover how Courteney Cox encourages real-live cougars to try kitschy sarcasm.