· Closing out Old-Timey Tuesday here at Movieline is this fan-made Avengers trailer in the vein of those B-movie riffs on Ghostbusters and Forrest Gump. You'll notice that Emma Peel is timelessly fierce. [YouTube]
· A sneak preview of Comedy Central's David Hasselhoff roast features the line, "Germany's not the only thing I'm big in." Oh. Hell. Yes. [Zap2It]
· Frances McDormand will try out a new role -- producer -- with an HBO adaptation of the novel Olive Kitteredge. [Deadline]
· For those of you who worry that Fantasia Barrino's new album will be delayed because of her hospital visit, rest assured that the disc will still come out August 24. You materialistic pigs. [ONTD]
· Lastly, Rachel Zoe still feels "betrayed" by her former assistant Taylor Jacobson. I assume the level of her spiritual anguish is bananas. [People]