Hoo boy: Joel Schumacher's slick, abysmally reviewed privileged-teen drama Twelve earned an estimated $107,000 over its opening weekend -- averaging out to a lower-than-anybody-expected average of $463 per screen. (And that figure's on the high side; another analyst is calling it for $90,000, or $380 per screen.) It's by far the worst opening of Schumacher's career. Among films over-narrated by Kiefer Sutherland, meanwhile, it rests comfortably as No. 1 all-time. [Box Office Mojo]
