Snooki Meets Obama in Violent, Bottle-Smashing Artist's Rendering

The geniuses at NMA Media have followed their exquisite CGI recounting of the Lindsay Lohan saga with an animated introduction to the gang at Jersey Shore. Or maybe "introduction" is the wrong word; how about, "no-budget portrait of a vomit-doused, president-assaulting phenomenon"?

One must assume at this point that NMA is some under-the-radar Onion offshoot escalating Apple Action News's "journalistic" model to new levels of satire -- especially after seeing the types of characteristics ascribed to Snooki in the video below. From the receiving line of sex partners to the assault of President Obama himself (as a result of her tanning-bed tax) to the drunken near-drowning in a hot tub, the producers demonstrate a formidable knowledge of their subject's life and times. Truly, this is the future of news; I can't wait to see their take on the gulf oil spill.

· Snooki in the News [YouTube]