While promoting his film The Expendables on the Tonight Show, Mickey Rourke may have proved that his own life story -- full of humpbacked dwarfs, misfired weapons and attempted arson -- may be more exciting than any of his films. Meanwhile, Craig Ferguson tried to get Paris Hilton to read a book, Mark Wahlberg's revealed how his son was nearly killed by an octopus and Stephen Colbert ruined one man's same-sex marriage.
4. Craig "Dancing Queen" Ferguson
Last night on the Late Late Show, Craig Ferguson tried to sell Paris Hilton on a book, divulge her scent secrets and set the heiress up with his robot sidekick Geoff.
3. Ruining Gay Marriages: A Plan
Stephen Colbert told his viewers exactly how to undermine the new same-sex marriage rule if you've got six years to spare.
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2. Mark Wahlberg's Octopus Garden
The Other Guys' star stopped by the Late Show last night to reveal how a weekend in Lego Land almost ended with his family being eaten by a cephalopod.
1. Mickey Rourke's Gangster Side
The Expendables star told Jay Leno all about the days when he used to misfire guns, shake down dwarfs and try to blow up gas stations with a guy known as "Little Eddie."