· Click through for a poster featuring Yogi Bear 3D's insanely sexual tagline and an illustration that does not help the message. I've never been so disgusted or felt so alive. You're welcome. [HuffPost]
· American Idol's producers tried to snag David Geffen to replace Simon Cowell, but he turned them down because he's so vain. [Deadline]
· Oh, snap. Rosie O'Donnell is joining Oprah Winfrey's OWN network. Weep, Tyra, weep! [ONTD]
· Upcoming Jersey Shore storyline: JWOWW cheats on her boyfriend for a change. [Jezebel]
· And finally, all is right with the world: Bret Michaels is co-hosting the Miss Universe pageant, and he is excited. [US Weekly]