That womp wommmp noise you hear is the sound of a few million fanboys' libidos deflating at once. Thank Olivia Wilde, the Cowboys and Aliens actress who took to Twitter this afternoon to to clarify she is not -- repeat not -- appearing nude in the currently shooting blockbuster.
The confusion last weekend when Wilde's co-star Adam Beach told a wire service reporter, "We just finished shooting Olivia Wilde naked in front of a bonfire in front of 500 Apache warriors. That was beautiful. You won't get to see what I saw, but you'll get a glimpse." Approached by the same reporter, Wilde appeared to confirm Beach's story: "Last night, we did a scene where I'm naked in front of a group of couple hundred Apache. Pretty amazing, pretty interesting."
And then, alas. The tweet above sent hand-lotion stocks plunging toward the closing bell on Wall Street; its follow up minutes later -- "it's all about what you don't see (wink face emoticon)" -- did little to rectify the damage. Sorry, fellas.
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