· You heard that right: Eva Mendes is hawking her own sex tape, but probably not in the way trembling 18-year-olds prefer. And somehow this sincere advertisement landed on Funny or Die. The people at 3M are just hitting themselves. [Funny or Die]
· The trailer for Burlesque, the new movie with Christina Aguilera and Cher, premieres tonight on ET. Can't wait to see the choreography for "Genie in a Bottle" re-imagined as pole art. [ONTD]
· Jeff Goldblum is leaving Law and Order: Criminal Intent. Just like Law and Order: Criminal Intent's mother did all those years ago. [ONTD]
· The MTV Video Music Award nominations are out. This year's record-breaking star? Lady Gaga, with 13 nods. [People]
· A man named Buddy Greco is speaking out about the last weekend of Marilyn Monroe's life -- because after 48 years, she was about to stop rolling in her grave. [Cinematical]