Two and a Half Men star Charlie Sheen has cut a deal. In return for pleading guilty to misdemeanor assault against his wife, prosecutors have agreed to drop a felony menacing charge, clearing the way for a 30-day rehab sentence instead of jail time. However, because Sheen has already spent parts of 90 days at Promises rehab center in Mailbu -- days that will count toward his sentence -- he's basically getting off with time served and probation. Your American justice system at work. [TMZ]