Titanic II Trailer: Yes, There is a Titanic II
Who's up for a low-budget knock-off of history's second-biggest movie? What if I told you it was from the makers of Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus? That's what I thought. Click through for the trailer.
The merry not-quite-pranksters at The Asylum have wrung another treat from their skeeve factory, this time offering the maiden voyage of the Titanic II -- a meticulously recreated version of the infamous steamer setting out on the same route (and the same day 100 years later) as its doomed predecessor. You'll never guess what happens!
No, seriously: The killer North Atlantic iceberg of the early 20th century has been replaced here by some monster wave, though you could just as easily assume the ship runs violently aground on dialogue like, "Let's make history!" and "Looks like history is repeating itself!" Whatever -- it's still better than anything James Cameron wrote in 1997. What it really needs is a love theme... any recommendations? [via Videogum]
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I cannot wait to see what The Asylum does with that nude-sketch scene! "Now take that hairbrush handle and move it down your body. Lower . . . lower . . ." (mad scribbling heard off camera)
As for the love song, they might as well pony up for the Growing Pains theme.
The Poseidic Adventure!
History may repeat itself, but the Academy won't.
But I've seen bits of Titanic 2 ages ago!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7iOuYkbrx4w
ACTOR FOR HIRE 8186409019..LOVED #1 THEY WILL LOVE # 2
The ship struck James Cameron's ego this time.
Anyone have doubt about Asylum become one of the greatest Hollywood studios?
Things are escalating... hehehe
Té.
The title song for Titanic 2 will be "I'm On A Boat" by The Lonely Island.